😄 Kata Bijak Humor

Kata-kata bijak yang lucu dan menghibur.

Mark Twain

Humor

Man was made at the end of the week's work when God was tired.

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Carl Sagan

Humor

It's a lazy Saturday afternoon, there's a couple lying naked in bed reading Encyclopediea Brittannica to each other, and arguing about whether the Andromeda Galaxy is more 'numinous' than the Ressurection. Do they know how to have a good time, or don't they?

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Abraham Lincoln

Humor

No matter how much the cats fight, there always seem to be plenty of kittens.

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Jane Austen

Humor

And pictures of perfection, as you know, make me sick and wicked.

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Mark Twain

Humor

We should be careful to get out of an experience only the wisdom that is in it and stop there lest we be like the cat that sits down on a hot stove lid. She will never sit down on a hot stove lid again and that is well but also she will never sit down on a cold one anymore.

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Dr. Seuss

Humor

I box in yellow Gox box socks.

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Friedrich Nietzsche

Humor

A joke is an epigram on the death of a feeling.

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Oscar Wilde

Humor

Why can't these American women stay in their own country? They are always telling us that it is the paradise for women.It is. That is the reason why, like Eve, they are so excessively anxious to get out of it.

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Mark Twain

Humor

I take my only exercise acting as a pallbearer at the funerals of my friends who exercise regularly.

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Oscar Wilde

Humor

I have never met any really wicked person before. I feel rather frightened. I am so afraid he will look just like every one else.

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Franz Kafka

Humor

I am too tired, I must try to rest and sleep, otherwise I am lost in every respect. What an effort to keep alive! Erecting a monument does not require an expenditure of so much strength.

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Mark Twain

Humor

The source of all humor is not laughter, but sorrow.

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Richard Feynman

Humor

People often think I'm a faker, but I'm usually honest, in a certain way--in such a way that often nobody believes me!

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Jane Austen

Humor

my good qualities are under your protection, and you are to exaggerate them as much as possible; and, in return, it belongs to me to find occasion for teasing and quarreling with you as often as may be...

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Rabindranath Tagore

Humor

YOU are the big drop of dew under the lotus leaf, I am the smaller one on its upper side,'said the dewdrop to the lake.

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Mark Twain

Humor

If a cat sits on a hot stove, that cat won't sit on a hot stove again. That cat won't sit on a cold stove either. That cat just don't like stoves.

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Mark Twain

Humor

This nation is like all the others that have been spewed upon the earth--ready to shout for any cause that will tickle its vanity or fill its pocket. What a hell of a heaven it will be when they get all these hypocrites assembled there!- Letter to J. H. Twichell, 1/29/1901

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Oscar Wilde

Humor

She wore far too much rouge last night and not quite enough clothes. That is always a sign of despair in a woman.

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Oscar Wilde

Humor

Women have no appreciation of good looks-at least, good women have not.

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Antoine de Saint-Exupéry

Humor

Vivi muito tempo no mundo das pessoas grandes. Vi-as de bem perto.Não fiquei com muito melhor opinião delas.

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