😄 Kata Bijak Humor

Kata-kata bijak yang lucu dan menghibur.

Mark Twain

Humor

The lack of money is the root of all evil.

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Mark Twain

Humor

Humor is mankind's greatest blessing.

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Ernest Hemingway

Humor

This is a good place," he said."There's a lot of liquor," I agreed.

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Oscar Wilde

Humor

Oh! it is absurd to have a hard-and-fast rule about what one should read and what one shouldn't. More than half of modern culture depends on what one shouldn't read.

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Anne Frank

Humor

There's only one rule you need to remember: laugh at everything and foget everybody else! It sound egotistical, but it's actually the only cure for those suffering from self-pity.

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Jane Austen

Humor

Yes, vanity is a weakness indeed. But pride - where there is a real superiority of mind, pride will be always under good regulation.

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Stephen Hawking

Humor

The downside of my celebrity is that I cannot go anywhere in the world without being recognized. It is not enough for me to wear dark sunglasses and a wig. The wheelchair gives me away.

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Albert Einstein

Humor

You see, wire telegraph is a kind of a very, very long cat. You pull his tail in New York and his head is meowing in Los Angeles. Do you understand this? And radio operates exactly the same way: you send signals here, they receive them there. The only difference is that there is no cat.

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Aristotle

Humor

Wit is educated insolence.

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Mark Twain

Humor

Familiarity breeds contempt and children.

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William Shakespeare

Humor

Tis an ill cook that cannot lick his own fingers.

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Albert Camus

Humor

I feel like getting married, or committing suicide, or subscribing to L'Illustration. Something desperate, you know.

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Ralph Waldo Emerson

Humor

There is one other reason for dressing well, namely that dogs respect it, and will not attack you in good clothes.

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Mark Twain

Humor

It usually takes me two or three days to prepare an impromptu speech.

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Oscar Wilde

Humor

Young people, nowadays, imagine that money is everything.Yes, murmured Lord Henry, settling his button-hole in his coat; and when they grow older they know it.

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Mark Twain

Humor

Be respectful to your superiors, if you have any.

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Aristotle

Humor

The secret to humor is surprise.

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Mark Twain

Humor

In Paris they just simply opened their eyes and stared when we spoke to them in French! We never did succeed in making those idiots understand their own language.

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Mark Twain

Humor

I was sorry to have my name mentioned as one of the great authors, because they have a sad habit of dying off. Chaucer is dead, Spencer is dead, so is Milton, so is Shakespeare, and I’m not feeling so well myself.

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Mark Twain

Humor

If we would learn what the human race really is at bottom, we need only observe it in election times.

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