😄 Kata Bijak Humor

Kata-kata bijak yang lucu dan menghibur.

Stephen Hawking

Humor

[In the Universe it may be that] Primitive life is very common and intelligent life is fairly rare. Some would say it has yet to occur on Earth.

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Jane Austen

Humor

I cannot speak well enough to be unintelligible.

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William Shakespeare

Humor

Better a witty fool, than a foolish wit.

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Albert Einstein

Humor

Even on the most solemn occasions I got away without wearing socks and hid that lack of civilization in high boots

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Marilyn Monroe

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Husbands are chiefly good as lovers when they are betraying their wives.

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J.R.R. Tolkien

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I was talking aloud to myself. A habit of the old: they choose the wisest person present to speak to

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Mark Twain

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Under certain circumstances, profanity provides a relief denied even to prayer."]

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Mark Twain

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When I was younger, I could remember anything, whether it had happened or not; but my faculties are decaying now and soon I shall be so I cannot remember any but the things that never happened. It is sad to go to pieces like this but we all have to do it.

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Oscar Wilde

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It is perfectly monstrous,' he said, at last, 'the way people go about nowadays saying things against one behind one's back that are absolutely and entirely true.

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Oscar Wilde

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In matters of grave importance, style, not sincerity, is the vital thing.

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Gabriel García Márquez

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Fiction was invented the day Jonah arrived home and told his wife that he was three days late because he had been swallowed by a whale..

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Mark Twain

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It is by the goodness of god that in our country we have those 3 unspeakably precious things: freedom of speech, freedom of conscience, and the prudence never to practice either of them.

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Mark Twain

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When red-headed people are above a certain social grade their hair is auburn.

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Albert Einstein

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An empty stomach is not a good political adviser.

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Jane Austen

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It is happy for you that you possess the talent of flattering with delicacy. May I ask whether these pleasing attentions proceed from the impulse of the moment, or are they the result of previous study?

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Osho

Humor

They say: Think twice before you jump. I say: Jump first and then think as much as you want!

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Oscar Wilde

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The only way a woman can ever reform a man is by boring him so completely that he loses all possible interest in life.

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Oscar Wilde

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If you don't get everything you want, think of the things you don't get that you don't want.

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Mark Twain

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If Christ were here there is one thing he would not be—a Christian.

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Mark Twain

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Often it does seem such a pity that Noah and his party did not miss the boat.

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