😄 Kata Bijak Humor

Kata-kata bijak yang lucu dan menghibur.

Oscar Wilde

Humor

I always pass on good advice. It is the only thing to do with it. It is never of any use to oneself.

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Mark Twain

Humor

When we remember we are all mad, the mysteries disappear and life stands explained.

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Mark Twain

Humor

Adam was but human—this explains it all. He did not want the apple for the apple's sake, he wanted it only because it was forbidden. The mistake was in not forbidding the serpent; then he would have eaten the serpent.

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Jane Austen

Humor

Life seems but a quick succession of busy nothings.

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Charlie Chaplin

Humor

A man's true character comes out when he's drunk.

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Socrates

Humor

The children now love luxury. They have bad manners, contempt for authority; they show disrespect for elders and love chatter in place of exercise.

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Albert Einstein

Humor

Student: Dr. Einstein, Aren't these the same questions as last year's [physics] final exam?Dr. Einstein: Yes; But this year the answers are different.

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Henry David Thoreau

Humor

As if you could kill time without injuring eternity.

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Eleanor Roosevelt

Humor

Once I had a rose named after me and I was very flattered. But I was not pleased to read the description in the catalogue: "No good in a bed, but fine up against a wall.

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Albert Camus

Humor

If something is going to happen to me, I want to be there.

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Mark Twain

Humor

Eat a live frog first thing in the morning and nothing worse will happen to you the rest of the day.

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Carl Sagan

Humor

But the fact that some geniuses were laughed at does not imply that all who are laughed at are geniuses. They laughed at Columbus, they laughed at Fulton, they laughed at the Wright brothers. But they also laughed at Bozo the Clown.

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Henry David Thoreau

Humor

Any fool can make a ruleAnd any fool will mind it.

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Jane Austen

Humor

Stupid men are the only ones worth knowing after all.

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Carl Sagan

Humor

The nuclear arms race is like two sworn enemies standing waist deep in gasoline, one with three matches, the other with five.

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Oscar Wilde

Humor

Between men and women there is no friendship possible. There is passion, enmity, worship, love, but no friendship.

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Ernest Hemingway

Humor

God knows I had not wanted to fall in love with her. I had not wanted to fall in love with any one. But God knows I had and I lay on the bed in the room of the hospital in Milan and all sorts of things went through my head but I felt wonderful...

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Hermann Hesse

Humor

In eternity there is no time, only an instant long enough for a joke.

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Mark Twain

Humor

What is Man? Man is a noisome bacillus whom Our Heavenly Father created because he was disappointed in the monkey.

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C.S. Lewis

Humor

Adventures are never fun while you're having them.

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