😄 Kata Bijak Humor

Kata-kata bijak yang lucu dan menghibur.

Mark Twain

Humor

Reader, suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of Congress. But I repeat myself.

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Jane Austen

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I do not want people to be very agreeable, as it saves me the trouble of liking them a great deal.

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Mark Twain

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I did not attend his funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.

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Friedrich Nietzsche

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It is hard enough to remember my opinions, without also remembering my reasons for them!

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Dr. Seuss

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Fantasy is a necessary ingredient in living, it's a way of looking at life through the wrong end of a telescope.

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Mark Twain

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I was gratified to be able to answer promptly, and I did. I said I didn’t know.

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Oscar Wilde

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I never travel without my diary. One should always have something sensational to read in the train.

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Dr. Seuss

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Think left and think right and think low and think high. Oh, the thinks you can think up if only you try!

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Mark Twain

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What would men be without women? Scarce, sir...mighty scarce.

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Mark Twain

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When I was a boy of 14, my father was so ignorant I could hardly stand to have the old man around. But when I got to be 21, I was astonished at how much the old man had learned in seven years.

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J.R.R. Tolkien

Humor

Do you wish me a good morning, or mean that it is a good morning whether I want it or not; or that you feel good this morning; or that it is a morning to be good on?

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Dr. Seuss

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Today was good. Today was fun. Tomorrow is another one.

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Dr. Seuss

Humor

From there to here, from here to there, funny things are everywhere!

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Oscar Wilde

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I have the simplest tastes. I am always satisfied with the best.

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Albert Einstein

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Black holes are where God divided by zero.

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Oscar Wilde

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There is only one thing in the world worse than being talked about, and that is not being talked about.

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Robert Frost

Humor

Forgive, O Lord, my little jokes on TheeAnd I'll forgive Thy great big one on me.

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Mark Twain

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I've lived through some terrible things in my life, some of which actually happened.

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Oscar Wilde

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I have nothing to declare except my genius.

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Zig Ziglar

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Of course motivation is not permanent. But then, neither is bathing; but it is something you should do on a regular basis.

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