😄 Kata Bijak Humor

Kata-kata bijak yang lucu dan menghibur.

Jane Austen

Humor

A lady's imagination is very rapid; it jumps from admiration to love, from love to matrimony in a moment.

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Oscar Wilde

Humor

One should always be in love. That's the reason one should never marry.

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Maya Angelou

Humor

I love to see a young girl go out and grab the world by the lapels. Life's a bitch. You've got to go out and kick ass.

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C.S. Lewis

Humor

It is a very funny thing that the sleepier you are, the longer you take about getting to bed.

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Stephen Hawking

Humor

I think computer viruses should count as life ... I think it says something about human nature that the only form of life we have created so far is purely destructive. We've created life in our own image.

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Dr. Seuss

Humor

So be sure when you step, Step with care and great tact. And remember that life's A Great Balancing Act. And will you succeed? Yes! You will, indeed! (98 and ¾ percent guaranteed) Kid, you'll move mountains.

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Dr. Seuss

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I meant what I said and I said what I meant. An elephant's faithful one-hundred percent!

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Dr. Seuss

Humor

Everything stinks till it’s finished.

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Richard Feynman

Humor

All the time you're saying to yourself, 'I could do that, but I won't,' — which is just another way of saying that you can't.

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Dr. Seuss

Humor

If you want to catch beasts you don't see every day,You have to go places quite out of the way,You have to go places no others can get to.You have to get cold and you have too get wet, too.

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Albert Einstein

Humor

It is harder to crack prejudice than an atom.

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Dr. Seuss

Humor

Congratulations!Today is your day.You're off to Great Places!You're off and away!

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Charlie Chaplin

Humor

In the end, everything is a gag.

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Theodore Roosevelt

Humor

In this country we have no place for hyphenated Americans.

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Benjamin Franklin

Humor

If you would not be forgotten, as soon as you are dead and rotten, either write things worth reading, or do things worth writing.

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Nikola Tesla

Humor

Life is and will ever remain an equation incapable of solution, but it contains certain known factors.

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Antoine de Saint-Exupéry

Humor

Sometimes, there is no harm in putting off a piece of work until another day.

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Mark Twain

Humor

Never put off till tomorrow what may be done day after tomorrow just as well.

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Albert Einstein

Humor

Never memorize something that you can look up.

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Albert Einstein

Humor

When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second. When you sit on a red-hot cinder a second seems like an hour. That's relativity.

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