😄 Kata Bijak Humor

Kata-kata bijak yang lucu dan menghibur.

Oscar Wilde

Humor

No good deed goes unpunished.

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Mark Twain

Humor

The easy confidence with which I know another man's religion is folly teaches me to suspect that my own is also.

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Oscar Wilde

Humor

I like men who have a future and women who have a past.

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Oscar Wilde

Humor

The world is a stage and the play is badly cast.

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Dr. Seuss

Humor

When beetles fight these battles in a bottle with their paddles and the bottle's on a poodle and the poodle's eating noodles......they call this a muddle puddle tweetle poodle beetle noodle bottle paddle battle.

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Mark Twain

Humor

A clear conscience is the sure sign of a bad memory.

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Marilyn Monroe

Humor

What do I wear in bed? Why, Chanel No. 5, of course

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Oscar Wilde

Humor

There are only two kinds of people who are really fascinating: people who know absolutely everything, and people who know absolutely nothing.

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Oscar Wilde

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Humanity takes itself too seriously. It is the world's original sin. If the cave-man had known how to laugh, History would have been different.

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Mark Twain

Humor

A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining, but wants it back the minute it begins to rain.

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Mark Twain

Humor

April 1. This is the day upon which we are reminded of what we are on the other three hundred and sixty-four.

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Benjamin Franklin

Humor

In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is Freedom, in water there is bacteria.

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Mark Twain

Humor

I didn't have time to write a short letter, so I wrote a long one instead.

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Albert Einstein

Humor

I never made one of my discoveries through the process of rational thinking

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C.S. Lewis

Humor

She's the sort of woman who lives for others - you can tell the others by their hunted expression.

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Mark Twain

Humor

I have found out that there ain't no surer way to find out whether you like people or hate them than to travel with them.

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Dr. Seuss

Humor

Look at me!Look at me!Look at me NOW!It is fun to have funBut you have to know how.

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Mark Twain

Humor

I must have a prodigious amount of mind; it takes me as much as a week, sometimes, to make it up!

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Voltaire

Humor

I have never made but one prayer to God, a very short one: Oh Lord, make my enemies ridiculous. And God granted it.", May 16, 1767)

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Benjamin Franklin

Humor

I didn't fail the test, I just found 100 ways to do it wrong.

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