😄 Kata Bijak Humor

Kata-kata bijak yang lucu dan menghibur.

William Shakespeare

Humor

A knavish speech sleeps in a fool's ear.

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William Shakespeare

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Suffer love! A good ephitet! I do suffer love indeed, for I love thee against my will.

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Jane Austen

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Have you any other objection than your belief of my indifference?"- Elizabeth Bennet

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Oscar Wilde

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Romantic literature is in effect imaginative lying.

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Robert Frost

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A bank is a place where they lend you an umbrella in fair weather and ask for it back when it begins to rain.

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Ralph Waldo Emerson

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People do not deserve good writing, they are so pleased with bad.

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Mark Twain

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Which is him?" The grammar was faulty, maybe, but we could not know, then, that it would go in a book someday.

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Oscar Wilde

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The English novels are the only relaxation of the intellectually unemployed. But one should not be too severe on them. They show a want of knowledge that must be the result of years of study.

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Oscar Wilde

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LADY BRACKNELLTo speak frankly, I am not in favour of long engagements. They give people the opportunity of finding out each other's character before marriage, which I think is never advisable.

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Ralph Waldo Emerson

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Miss Austen’s novels … seem to me vulgar in tone, sterile in artistic invention, imprisoned in the wretched conventions of English society, without genius, wit, or knowledge of the world. Never was life so pinched and narrow. The one problem in the mind of the writer … is marriageableness.

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Mark Twain

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The rule is perfect: in all matters of opinion our adversaries are insane.

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Jane Austen

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I frequently observe that one pretty face would be followed by five and thirty frights.

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Albert Einstein

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When I was young I found out that the big toe always ends up making a hole in a sock.So I stopped wearing socks.

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Virginia Woolf

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I should need to be a herd of elephants, I thought, and a wilderness of spiders, desperately referring to the animals that are reputed longest lived and most multitudinously eyed, to cope with all of this.

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Richard Feynman

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Philosophy of science is about as useful to scientists as ornithology is to birds.

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Carl Sagan

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Observation: I can’t see a thing.Conclusion: Dinosaurs.

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Deepak Chopra

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it’s as if the universe has a sense of humor, since at a deep level it’s impossible not to lead a spiritual life…the universe is living through you at this moment. with or without belief in god, the chain of events leading from silent awareness to physical reality remains intact.

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Oscar Wilde

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Nothing spoils romance so much as a sense of humor in the woman

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Virginia Woolf

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You cannot, it seems, let children run about the streets. People who have seen them running wild in Russia say that the sight is not a pleasant one.

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William Shakespeare

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- Where is Polonius?- In heaven; send hither to see: if your messenger find him not there, seek him i' the other place yourself.

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