😄 Kata Bijak Humor

Kata-kata bijak yang lucu dan menghibur.

Carl Sagan

Humor

If you want to save your child from polio, you can pray or you can inoculate. ... Choose science.

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Jane Austen

Humor

He then departed, to make himself still more interesting, in the midst of an heavy rain.

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Oscar Wilde

Humor

I have a business appointment that I am anxious... to miss.

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Oscar Wilde

Humor

If it was my business, I wouldn't talk about it. It is very vulgar to talk about one's business. Only people like stockbroker's do that, and then merely at dinner parties.

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Mark Twain

Humor

Occasionally, merely for the pleasure of being cruel, we put unoffending Frenchmen on the rack with questions framed in the incomprehensible jargon of their native language, and while they writhed, we impaled them, we peppered them, we scarified them, with their own vile verbs and participles.

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Mark Twain

Humor

I never felt so fervently thankful, so soothed, so tranquil, so filled with a blessed peace, as I did yesterday when I learned that Michael Angelo was dead.

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Mahatma Gandhi

Humor

If I had no sense of humor, I would long ago have committed suicide.

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Deepak Chopra

Humor

And stop talking in that puffed-up way they taught you. Words aren't brains, you know.

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Mark Twain

Humor

The humorous story is American, the comic story is English, the witty story is French.

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Mark Twain

Humor

The government of my country snubs honest simplicity but fondles artistic villainy, and I think I might have developed into a very capable pickpocket if I had remained in the public service a year or two.

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Jane Austen

Humor

Walter Scott has no business to write novels, especially good ones. — It is not fair. — He has fame and profit enough as a poet, and should not be taking the bread out of other people’s mouths. — I do not like him, and do not mean to like Waverley if I can help it — but fear I must.

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Mark Twain

Humor

Tout les jours you are coming some fresh game or other on me, mais vous ne pouvez pas play this savon dodge on me twice!

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J.R.R. Tolkien

Humor

I hope I never smell the smell of apples again!" said Fili. "My tub was full of ut. To smell apples everlastingly when you can scarcely move and are cold and sick with hunger is maddening. I could eat anything in the wide world now for hours on end - but not an apple!

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Voltaire

Humor

Quand celui à qui l'on parle ne comprend pas et celui qui parle ne se comprend pas, c'est de la métaphysiqueWhen he to whom a person speaks does not understand, and he who speaks does not understand himself, that is metaphysics.

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Mark Twain

Humor

This explains why, whenever a person says sie to me, I generally try to kill him, if a stranger.

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Oscar Wilde

Humor

And to the little Squirrel who lived in the fir-tree, and was lonely, he said, 'Where is my mother?' And the Squirrel answered, 'Thou hast slain mine. Dost thou seek to slay thine also?

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William Shakespeare

Humor

My dull brain was wrought with things forgotten.

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Albert Einstein

Humor

Humor, motivations, moral,gods,energy,secrecy

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Albert Einstein

Humor

I prefer to make up my own quotes and attribute them to very smart people, so that I can use them to win arguments

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J.R.R. Tolkien

Humor

When he heard there was nothing to eat, he sat down and wept… “Why did I ever wake up!” he cried.

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