😄 Kata Bijak Humor

Kata-kata bijak yang lucu dan menghibur.

Mark Twain

Humor

Today the same thing over. I've got it up the tree again.

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George Orwell

Humor

The vote was taken at once, and it was agreed by an overwhelming majority that rats were comrades.There were only four dissentients, the three dogs and the cat, who was afterwards discovered to have voted on both sides.

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William Shakespeare

Humor

CASSIO: Dost thou hear, my honest friend?CLOWN: No, I hear not your honest friend, I hear you.CASSIO: Prithee, keep up thy quillets.

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Oscar Wilde

Humor

Ugh!' snarled the Wolf, as he limped through the brushwood with his tail between his legs, 'this is perfectly monstrous weather. Why doesn't the Government look to it?

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Ralph Waldo Emerson

Humor

Colleges hate geniuses, just as convents hate saints.

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Abraham Lincoln

Humor

Don't believe everything you read on the Internet.

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Mark Twain

Humor

An honest politician is an oxymoron.

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C.S. Lewis

Humor

The madrigore of verjuice must be talthibianised.

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Henry David Thoreau

Humor

They who suspect a Mephistophiles, or sneering, satirical devil, under all, have not learned the secret of true humor, which sympathizes with gods themselves, in view of their grotesque, half-finished creatures.

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Jane Austen

Humor

Poor woman! She probably thought change of air might agree with many of her children.

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Mark Twain

Humor

He had had much experience of physicians, and said 'the only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like, and do what you'd druther not'.

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Jane Austen

Humor

Run mad as often as you choose but do not faint

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Franz Kafka

Humor

Herr Kafka, essen Sie keine Eier." (As one and only piece of dialog K recalls from his meeting with Rudolf Steiner - "Mr. Kafka don't eat eggs.

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Mark Twain

Humor

Humor is tragedy plus time.

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Oscar Wilde

Humor

JACKYour duty as a gentleman calls you back. ALGERNONMy duty as a gentleman has never interfered with my pleasures in the smallest degree.

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Oscar Wilde

Humor

In fact, now you mention the subject, I have been very bad in my own small way.I don't think you should be so proud of that, though I am sure it must have been very pleasant.

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Oscar Wilde

Humor

LADY BRACKNELLI had some crumpets with Lady Harbury, who seems to me to be living entirely for pleasure now.ALGERNONI hear her hair has turned quite gold from grief.

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Bertrand Russell

Humor

There is much pleasure to be gained from useless knowledge.

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Oscar Wilde

Humor

I quite agree with Dr. Nordau's assertion that all men of genius are insane, but Dr. Nordau forgets that all sane people are idiots.

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Gabriel García Márquez

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Children inherit their parents' madness.

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