😄 Kata Bijak Humor

Kata-kata bijak yang lucu dan menghibur.

Albert Camus

Humor

You know very well that I no longer think. I am far too intelligent for that.

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Oscar Wilde

Humor

I never saw anybody take so long to dress, and with such little result.

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Voltaire

Humor

Illusion is the first of all pleasures.

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Ernest Hemingway

Humor

I obscenity in the milk of my shame.

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Aldous Huxley

Humor

Shearwater sighed, like a whale in the night.

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Dr. Seuss

Humor

I know it is wet and the sun is not sunny, but we can have lots of good fun that is funny.

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William Shakespeare

Humor

He kills her in her own humor.

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William Shakespeare

Humor

Beatrice: I wonder that you will still be talking, Signior Benedick: nobody marks you.Benedick: What, my dear Lady Disdain! are you yet living?

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William Shakespeare

Humor

BEROWNE: What time o' day?ROSALINE: The hour that fools should ask.

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William Shakespeare

Humor

He does it with a better grace, but I do it more natural.

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William Shakespeare

Humor

You are full of pretty answers. Have you not been acquainted with goldsmiths' wives and conned them out of rings?

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William Shakespeare

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JAQUES: Rosalind is your love's name?ORLANDO: Yes, just.JAQUES: I do not like her name.ORLANDO: There was no thought of pleasing you when she was christened.

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William Shakespeare

Humor

We will meet; and there we may rehearse mostobscenely and courageously.Shakespeare, Midsummer Night's Dream. Spoken by Bottom, Act I Sc. 2

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George Orwell

Humor

No one I met at this time -- doctors, nurses, practicantes, or fellow-patients-- failed to assure me that a man who is hit through the neck and survives it is the luckiest creature alive. I could not help thinking that it would be even luckier not to be hit at all.

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Mark Twain

Humor

There are many humorous things in the world; among them, the white man's notion that he is less savage than the other savages.

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Oscar Wilde

Humor

Yes; poor Bunbury is a dreadful invalid.Well, I must say, Algernon, that I think it is high time that Mr. Bunbury made up his mind whether he was going to live or to die. This shillyshallying with the question is absurd.

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Maya Angelou

Humor

If more Africans had eaten missionaries, the continent would be in better shape.

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Leo Tolstoy

Humor

Though the doctors treated him, let his blood, and gave him medications to drink, he nevertheless recovered.

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Oscar Wilde

Humor

The doctors found out that Bunbury could not live, that is what I mean - so Bunbury died.He seems to have had great confidence in the opinion of his physicians. I am glad, however, that he made up his mind at the last to some definite course of action, and acted under proper medical advice.

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Oscar Wilde

Humor

My doctor says I must not have any serious conversation after seven [o'clock]. It makes me talk in my sleep.

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