😄 Kata Bijak Humor

Kata-kata bijak yang lucu dan menghibur.

Oscar Wilde

Humor

The post on her left was occupied by Mr. Erskine of Treadley, an old gentleman of considerable charm and culture, who had fallen, however, into bad habits of silence, having, as he explained once to Lady Agatha, said everything that he had to say before he was thirty.

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C.S. Lewis

Humor

Whatever their bodies do affects their souls. It is funny how mortals always picture us as putting things into their minds: in reality our best work is done by keeping things out...

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Ernest Hemingway

Humor

They say the seeds of what we will do are in all of us, but it always seemed to me that in those who make jokes in life the seeds are covered with better soil and with a higher grade of manure.

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Gabriel García Márquez

Humor

...you'll see, he said, they'll go back to dividing everything up among the priests, the gringos and the rich, and nothing for the poor, naturally, because they've always been so fucked up that the day that shit is worth money, poor people will be born without an asshole...

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Voltaire

Humor

All men are born with a nose and ten fingers, but no one was born with a knowledge of God.

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C.S. Lewis

Humor

Justice shall be mixed with mercy. You shall not always be an Ass.

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Oscar Wilde

Humor

One knows so well the popular idea of health: the English country gentleman galloping after a fox - the unspeakable in full pursuit of the unbeatable.

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William Shakespeare

Humor

Who knows himself a braggart, let him fear this, for it will come to pass that every braggart shall be found an ass.

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Oscar Wilde

Humor

If a woman cannot make her mistakes charming, she is only a female.

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Benjamin Franklin

Humor

I didn't fail the test. I just found 100 different ways to do it wrong.

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Mark Twain

Humor

I can last two months on a good compliment.

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Oscar Wilde

Humor

If I could get back my youth, I'd do anything in the world except get up early, take exercise or be respectable.

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Jane Austen

Humor

Pride has often been his best friend. It has connected him nearer with virtue than any other feeling.

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William Shakespeare

Humor

Live by the words of intelligence endured..F@&$ IT!

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Oscar Wilde

Humor

One is tempted to define man as a rational animal who always loses his temper when he is called upon to act in accordance with the dictates of reason.

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Friedrich Nietzsche

Humor

There are many good inventions on earth, some useful, some pleasing: for their sake, the earth is to be loved. And there is such a variety of well-invented things that the earth is like the breasts of a woman: useful as well as pleasing.

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Henry David Thoreau

Humor

Your church is a baby-house made of blocks.

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Mark Twain

Humor

My mother had a great deal of trouble with me, but I think she enjoyed it.

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Stephen Hawking

Humor

Keeping an active mind has been vital to my survival, as has been maintaining a sense of humor.

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Ralph Waldo Emerson

Humor

Yes, but does Maine have anything to SAY to Florida?

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