😄 Kata Bijak Humor

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Oscar Wilde

Humor

Oh, I hate the cheap severity of abstract ethics!

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Barack Obama

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I've got daughters. Nine years old and six years old. First of all, I'm gonna teach them about values and morals. But if they make a mistake, I don't want them PUNISHED with a baby.

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Gabriel García Márquez

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Dr Urbino did not agree: in his opinion a Liberal president was exactly the same as a Conservative president, but not as well dressed.

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Barack Obama

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Over the last fifteen months we've traveled to every corner of the United States. I've now been to fifty-seven states. I think, one left to go.

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Plato

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They deem him their worst enemy who tells them the truth. -Plato, philosopher (427-347 BCE)

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Warren Buffett

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I could end the deficit in five minutes. You just pass a law that says that anytime there is a deficit of more than 3% of GDP all sitting members of congress are ineligible for reelection.

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Oscar Wilde

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Well, in the first place girls never marry the men they flirt with. Girls don't think it right.

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Oscar Wilde

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To be really mediæval one should have no body. To be really modern one should have no soul. To be really Greek one should have no clothes.

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Oscar Wilde

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The ages live in history through their anachronisms.

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Leo Tolstoy

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In the legal respect, after the execution of the supposed incendiaries, the other half of Moscow burned down.

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Jane Austen

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The most incomprehensible thing in the world to a man, is a woman who rejects his offer of marriage!

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Victor Hugo

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Phoebus de Chateaupers likewise came to a 'tragic end': he married.

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Oscar Wilde

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Did you hear what I was playing, Lane?I didn't think it polite to listen, sir.

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Gabriel García Márquez

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I do not believe in decent women who do not know how to play the piano.

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J.R.R. Tolkien

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Struck by lightning! Struck by lightning!

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J.R.R. Tolkien

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That's what I meant,' said Pippin. 'We hobbits ought to stick together, and we will. I shall go, unless they chain me up. There must be someone with intelligence in the party.

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Haruki Murakami

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It's a funny thing sensing someone else's sex drive. After a while, you get to mistaking it for your own.

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George Orwell

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At night all cats are grey.

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Mark Twain

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It's no wonder that truth is stranger than fiction. Fiction has to make sense.

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Leo Tolstoy

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But there was another class of people, the real people. To this class they all belonged, and in it the great thing was to be elegant, generous, plucky, gay, to abandon oneself without a blush to every passion, and to laugh at everything else.

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