"I take my only exercise acting as a pallbearer at ..." — Mark Twain

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I take my only exercise acting as a pallbearer at the funerals of my friends who exercise regularly.

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humorist · 1835-1910 · 569 kata bijak

Samuel Langhorne Clemens, known by the pen name Mark Twain, was an American writer, humorist, and essayist. He has been praised as the "greatest humorist the United States has produced", wit...

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