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J
Jerry Seinfeld
Kehidupan
The IRS! They're like the Mafia, they can take anything they want!
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J
James Thurber
Kehidupan
Well, if I called the wrong number, why did you answer the phone?
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H
Henny Youngman
Kehidupan
If at first you don't succeed... so much for skydiving.
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F
Fran Lebowitz
Kehidupan
Polite conversation is rarely either.
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R
Rob Corddry
Kehidupan
If you have a secret, people will sit a little bit closer.
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W
William Lyon Phelps
Kehidupan
If at first you don't succeed, find out if the loser gets anything.
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T
Tracey Ullman
Kehidupan
As I get older, I just prefer to knit.
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J
Josh Billings
Kehidupan
Every man has his follies - and often they are the most interesting thing he has got.
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J
Joan Rivers
Kehidupan
Never floss with a stranger.
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D
Demetri Martin
Kehidupan
The digital camera is a great invention because it allows us to reminisce. Instantly.
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J
Josh Billings
Kehidupan
Flattery is like cologne water, to be smelt, not swallowed.
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E
Elayne Boosler
Kehidupan
I've never been married, but I tell people I'm divorced so they won't think something's wrong with me.
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G
George Burns
Kehidupan
I spent a year in that town, one Sunday.
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M
Margaret Smith
Kehidupan
My uncle Sammy was an angry man. He had printed on his tombstone: What are you looking at?
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L
Les Dawson
Kehidupan
I used to sell furniture for a living. The trouble was, it was my own.
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G
George Burns
Kehidupan
Retirement at sixty-five is ridiculous. When I was sixty-five I still had pimples.
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D
Dave Barry
Kehidupan
The four building blocks of the universe are fire, water, gravel and vinyl.
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L
Lenny Bruce
Kehidupan
Communism is like one big phone company.
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D
Dennis Miller
Kehidupan
There's nothing wrong with being shallow as long as you're insightful about it.
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L
Lewis Black
Kehidupan
There's no such thing as soy milk. It's soy juice.
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