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🌱 Kata Bijak Kehidupan

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Zsa Zsa Gabor
Kehidupan
He taught me housekeeping when I divorce I keep the house.
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S
Steven Wright
Kehidupan
I bought some batteries, but they weren't included.
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C
Calvin Coolidge
Kehidupan
I have never been hurt by what I have not said.
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S
Steven Wright
Kehidupan
Cross country skiing is great if you live in a small country.
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M
Mitch Hedberg
Kehidupan
I wear a necklace, cause I wanna know when I'm upside down.
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H
H. L. Mencken
Kehidupan
It is even harder for the average ape to believe that he has descended from man.
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F
Frank Sinatra
Kehidupan
I'm for whatever gets you through the night.
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W
Will Rogers
Kehidupan
I never expected to see the day when girls would get sunburned in the places they now do.
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S
Saint Augustine
Kehidupan
O Lord, help me to be pure, but not yet.
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Hillary Clinton
Hillary Clinton
Kehidupan
I'm undaunted in my quest to amuse myself by constantly changing my hair.
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H
H. L. Mencken
Kehidupan
Nobody ever went broke underestimating the taste of the American public.
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K
Kevin Nealon
Kehidupan
A lot of baby boomers are baby bongers.
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W
W. Clement Stone
Kehidupan
What contemptible scoundrel has stolen the cork to my lunch?
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A
Arnold Schwarzenegger
Kehidupan
It's simple, if it jiggles, it's fat.
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R
Rita Rudner
Kehidupan
When I eventually met Mr. Right I had no idea that his first name was Always.
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M
Mitch Hedberg
Kehidupan
This shirt is dry clean only. Which means... it's dirty.
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D
Demetri Martin
Kehidupan
I wanna make a jigsaw puzzle that's 40,000 pieces. And when you finish it, it says 'go outside.'
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F
Fred Allen
Kehidupan
California is a fine place to live - if you happen to be an orange.
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M
Mort Sahl
Kehidupan
My life needs editing.
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B
Bill Maher
Kehidupan
Men are only as loyal as their options.
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