🌱 Kata Bijak Kehidupan

Kata-kata bijak tentang makna hidup, perjalanan, dan pengalaman.

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Before I refuse to take your questions, I have an opening statement.

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Laurence J. Peter

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A man doesn't know what he knows until he knows what he doesn't know.

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Katharine Hepburn

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Life is hard. After all, it kills you.

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Kehidupan

All people are born alike - except Republicans and Democrats.

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Electricity is really just organized lightning.

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Kehidupan

One picture is worth 1,000 denials.

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Arnold Schwarzenegger

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I saw a woman wearing a sweatshirt with Guess on it. I said, Thyroid problem?

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I knew I was an unwanted baby when I saw that my bath toys were a toaster and a radio.

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I'm sorry, if you were right, I'd agree with you.

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A committee is a group that keeps minutes and loses hours.

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My definition of an intellectual is someone who can listen to the William Tell Overture without thinking of the Lone Ranger.

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Kehidupan

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm schizophrenic, and so am I.

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Kehidupan

Guilt: the gift that keeps on giving.

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Kehidupan

Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves?

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Kehidupan

I never said most of the things I said.

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I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it.

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I drank some boiling water because I wanted to whistle.

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Kehidupan

What's another word for Thesaurus?

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Kehidupan

I did not have three thousand pairs of shoes, I had one thousand and sixty.

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Kehidupan

I used to jog but the ice cubes kept falling out of my glass.

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