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Erma Bombeck

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If a man watches three football games in a row, he should be declared legally dead.
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Youngsters of the age of two and three are endowed with extraordinary strength. They can lift a dog twice their own weight and dump him into the bathtub.
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Being a child at home alone in the summer is a high-risk occupation. If you call your mother at work thirteen times an hour, she can hurt you.
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A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric skillet for her birthday.
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Thanks to my mother, not a single cardboard box has found its way back into society. We receive gifts in boxes from stores that went out of business twenty years ago.
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Car designers are just going to have to come up with an automobile that outlasts the payments.
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Never have more children than you have car windows.
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Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth.
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Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery.
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My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car.
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Onion rings in the car cushions do not improve with time.
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It goes without saying that you should never have more children than you have car windows.
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It takes a lot of courage to show your dreams to someone else.
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All of us have moments in our lives that test our courage. Taking children into a house with a white carpet is one of them.
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I have a hat. It is graceful and feminine and give me a certain dignity, as if I were attending a state funeral or something. Someday I may get up enough courage to wear it, instead of carrying it.
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Sometimes I can't figure designers out. It's as if they flunked human anatomy.
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A friend doesn't go on a diet because you are fat.
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Dreams have only one owner at a time. That's why dreamers are lonely.
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I come from a family where gravy is considered a beverage.
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Like religion, politics, and family planning, cereal is not a topic to be brought up in public. It's too controversial.
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