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Erma Bombeck

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Keluarga

I take a very practical view of raising children. I put a sign in each of their rooms: 'Checkout Time is 18 years.'

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Kehidupan

I've exercised with women so thin that buzzards followed them to their cars.

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Kehidupan

Most women put off entertaining until the kids are grown.

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Waktu

Thanksgiving dinners take eighteen hours to prepare. They are consumed in twelve minutes. Half-times take twelve minutes. This is not coincidence.

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