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Erma Bombeck

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Kehidupan
Never order food in excess of your body weight.
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Kehidupan
Guilt: the gift that keeps on giving.
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Harapan
When I stand before God at the end of my life, I would hope that I would not have a single bit of talent left, and could say, 'I used everything you gave me'.
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Kreativitas
God created man, but I could do better.
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Pendidikan
Never go to your high school reunion pregnant or they will think that is all you have done since you graduated.
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Persahabatan
For years my wedding ring has done its job. It has led me not into temptation. It has reminded my husband numerous times at parties that it's time to go home. It has been a source of relief to a dinner companion. It has been a status symbol in the maternity ward.
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Kehidupan
Once you get a spice in your home, you have it forever. Women never throw out spices. The Egyptians were buried with their spices. I know which one I'm taking with me when I go.
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Humor
When humor goes, there goes civilization.
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Kebahagiaan
There is a thin line that separates laughter and pain, comedy and tragedy, humor and hurt.
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Pendidikan
I haven't trusted polls since I read that 62% of women had affairs during their lunch hour. I've never met a woman in my life who would give up lunch for sex.
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Keluarga
One thing they never tell you about child raising is that for the rest of your life, at the drop of a hat, you are expected to know your child's name and how old he or she is.
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Keluarga
Children make your life important.
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Kehidupan
Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.
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Pendidikan
Getting out of the hospital is a lot like resigning from a book club. You're not out of it until the computer says you're out of it.
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Kehidupan
What's with you men? Would hair stop growing on your chest if you asked directions somewhere?
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Cinta
It is not until you become a mother that your judgment slowly turns to compassion and understanding.
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Nasihat
Who in their infinite wisdom decreed that Little League uniforms be white? Certainly not a mother.
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Keluarga
There's nothing sadder in this world than to awake Christmas morning and not be a child.
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Kehidupan
I never leaf through a copy of National Geographic without realizing how lucky we are to live in a society where it is traditional to wear clothes.
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Motivasi
Don't confuse fame with success. Madonna is one Helen Keller is the other.
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