🌱 Kata Bijak Kehidupan

Kata-kata bijak tentang makna hidup, perjalanan, dan pengalaman.

E

Elayne Boosler

Kehidupan

I have six locks on my door all in a row. When I go out, I lock every other one. I figure no matter how long somebody stands there picking the locks, they are always locking three.

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P

Phyllis Diller

Kehidupan

Housework can't kill you, but why take a chance?

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H

Hedy Lamarr

Kehidupan

Any girl can be glamorous. All you have to do is stand still and look stupid.

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L

Lily Tomlin

Kehidupan

I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific.

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S

Steven Wright

Kehidupan

A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I'm afraid of widths.

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G

George Carlin

Kehidupan

Weather forecast for tonight: dark.

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R

Rodney Dangerfield

Kehidupan

I found there was only one way to look thin: hang out with fat people.

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C

Casey Stengel

Kehidupan

All right everyone, line up alphabetically according to your height.

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R

Ronald Reagan

Kehidupan

Recession is when a neighbor loses his job. Depression is when you lose yours.

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Carl Sandburg

Kehidupan

I'm an idealist. I don't know where I'm going, but I'm on my way.

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F

Fred Allen

Kehidupan

I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.

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R

Richard Dawkins

Kehidupan

By all means let's be open-minded, but not so open-minded that our brains drop out.

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J

Joey Adams

Kehidupan

Do not worry about avoiding temptation. As you grow older it will avoid you.

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M

Mae West

Kehidupan

I used to be Snow White, but I drifted.

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M

Milton Berle

Kehidupan

You can lead a man to Congress, but you can't make him think.

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Y

Yogi Berra

Kehidupan

A nickel ain't worth a dime anymore.

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G

Groucho Marx

Kehidupan

I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member.

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S

Steven Wright

Kehidupan

I intend to live forever. So far, so good.

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L

Laurence J. Peter

Kehidupan

If two wrongs don't make a right, try three.

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M

Mitch Hedberg

Kehidupan

A waffle is like a pancake with a syrup trap.

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