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Phyllis Diller

· 20 kata bijak

Seni

Whatever you may look like, marry a man your own age - as your beauty fades, so will his eyesight.

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Cinta

Old age is when the liver spots show through your gloves.

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Perjuangan

Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.

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Sukses

My recipe for dealing with anger and frustration: set the kitchen timer for twenty minutes, cry, rant, and rave, and at the sound of the bell, simmer down and go about business as usual.

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Seni

It's a good thing that beauty is only skin deep, or I'd be rotten to the core.

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Kehidupan

Best way to get rid of kitchen odors: Eat out.

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Kehidupan

Housework can't kill you, but why take a chance?

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Kebahagiaan

The only time I ever enjoyed ironing was the day I accidentally got gin in the steam iron.

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Keluarga

Always be nice to your children because they are the ones who will choose your rest home.

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Keluarga

Most children threaten at times to run away from home. This is the only thing that keeps some parents going.

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Kegagalan

A bachelor is a guy who never made the same mistake once.

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Sukses

There's so little money in my bank account, my scenic checks show a ghetto.

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Kebahagiaan

A smile is a curve that sets everything straight.

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Pendidikan

We spend the first twelve months of our children's lives teaching them to walk and talk and the next twelve telling them to sit down and shut up.

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Waktu

Any time three New Yorkers get into a cab without an argument, a bank has just been robbed.

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Pernikahan

Our dog died from licking our wedding picture.

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Keluarga

The reason women don't play football is because 11 of them would never wear the same outfit in public.

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Nasihat

Tranquilizers work only if you follow the advice on the bottle - keep away from children.

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Kreativitas

What I don't like about office Christmas parties is looking for a job the next day.

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Kehidupan

My cooking is so bad my kids thought Thanksgiving was to commemorate Pearl Harbor.

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