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Jerry Seinfeld

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Kehidupan

It's amazing that the amount of news that happens in the world every day always just exactly fits the newspaper.

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Keluarga

Well, all comedy starts with anger. You get angry, and its never for a good reason, right? You know its not a good reason. And then you try and work it from there.

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Kehidupan

You know you're getting old when you get that one candle on the cake. It's like, 'See if you can blow this out.'

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Sukses

When I jumped off a roof in Cannes in a bee costume, I looked ridiculous. But this is my business I have to humiliate myself.

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Kreativitas

The first real thought that I had of something that I might do was to write for car magazines, because I always had a car thing.

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Cinta

I love being a dad. I just love it.

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Pendidikan

Once you start doing only what you've already proven you can do, you're on the road to death.

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Keluarga

There is no such thing as fun for the whole family.

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Kehidupan

A two-year-old is kind of like having a blender, but you don't have a top for it.

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Kehidupan

Men don't care what's on TV. They only care what else is on TV.

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Kehidupan

The IRS! They're like the Mafia, they can take anything they want!

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Humor

I think it's funny to be delicate with subjects that are explosive.

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Doa

Where lipstick is concerned, the important thing is not color, but to accept God's final word on where your lips end.

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Kehidupan

To me, if life boils down to one thing, it's movement. To live is to keep moving.

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Pernikahan

Marriage is like a game of chess except the board is flowing water, the pieces are made of smoke and no move you make will have any effect on the outcome.

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Nasihat

The truth is, I had always wanted to be a comedian, but I really didn't have that kind of personality, and it's a terrifying thing to say.

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Pendidikan

There's very little advice in men's magazines, because men don't think there's a lot they don't know. Women do. Women want to learn. Men think, 'I know what I'm doing, just show me somebody naked.'

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Kebahagiaan

Men want to make women happy.

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Doa

That's the true spirit of Christmas people being helped by people other than me.

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Motivasi

“If a book about failures doesn't sell, is it a success?”

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