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Dave Barry

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Agama

The one thing that unites all human beings, regardless of age, gender, religion or ethnic background, is that we all believe we are above-average drivers.

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Kehidupan

The information encoded in your DNA determines your unique biological characteristics, such as sex, eye color, age and Social Security number.

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Sukses

It was Public Art, defined as art that is purchased by experts who are not spending their own personal money.

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Sukses

Camping is nature's way of promoting the motel business.

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Sukses

Big business never pays a nickel in taxes, according to Ralph Nader, who represents a big consumer organization that never pays a nickel in taxes.

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Kehidupan

Auto racing is boring except when a car is going at least 172 miles per hour upside down.

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Kehidupan

Dogs feel very strongly that they should always go with you in the car, in case the need should arise for them to bark violently at nothing right in your ear.

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Kehidupan

I want a pit crew... I hate the procedure I currently have to go through when I have car problems.

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Kesabaran

The Internet is the most important single development in the history of human communication since the invention of call waiting.

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Keluarga

I am not the only person who uses his computer mainly for the purpose of diddling with his computer.

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Harapan

The Internet: transforming society and shaping the future through chat.

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Nasihat

The simple truth is that balding African-American men look cool when they shave their heads, whereas balding white men look like giant thumbs.

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Perjuangan

What I look forward to is continued immaturity followed by death.

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Alam

The leading cause of death among fashion models is falling through street grates.

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Keluarga

As a child, I was more afraid of tetanus shots than, for example, Dracula.

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Kehidupan

Eating rice cakes is like chewing on a foam coffee cup, only less filling.

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Keluarga

It is a scientific fact that your body will not absorb cholesterol if you take it from another person's plate.

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Kehidupan

The four building blocks of the universe are fire, water, gravel and vinyl.

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Keberanian

I believe that we parents must encourage our children to become educated, so they can get into a good college that we cannot afford.

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Kehidupan

Life is anything that dies when you stomp on it.

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