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Dave Barry

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Kehidupan

Guys are simple... women are not simple and they always assume that men must be just as complicated as they are, only way more mysterious. The whole point is guys are not thinking much. They are just what they appear to be. Tragically.

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Kehidupan

We'll try to cooperate fully with the IRS, because, as citizens, we feel a strong patriotic duty not to go to jail.

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Nasihat

Never assume that the guy understands that you and he have a relationship.

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Agama

The problem with writing about religion is that you run the risk of offending sincerely religious people, and then they come after you with machetes.

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Agama

Hobbies of any kind are boring except to people who have the same hobby. This is also true of religion, although you will not find me saying so in print.

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Kebahagiaan

I would not know how I am supposed to feel about many stories if not for the fact that the TV news personalities make sad faces for sad stories and happy faces for happy stories.

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Kehidupan

The world is full of strange phenomena that cannot be explained by the laws of logic or science. Dennis Rodman is only one example.

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Alam

Skiing combines outdoor fun with knocking down trees with your face.

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Kehidupan

The problem with winter sports is that - follow me closely here - they generally take place in winter.

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Kehidupan

Bill Gates is a very rich man today... and do you want to know why? The answer is one word: versions.

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Keluarga

To an adolescent, there is nothing in the world more embarrassing than a parent.

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Nasihat

Your modern teenager is not about to listen to advice from an old person, defined as a person who remembers when there was no Velcro.

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Keluarga

Once again, we come to the Holiday Season, a deeply religious time that each of us observes, in his own way, by going to the mall of his choice.

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Sukses

It always rains on tents. Rainstorms will travel thousands of miles, against prevailing winds for the opportunity to rain on a tent.

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Kejujuran

The only kind of seafood I trust is the fish stick, a totally featureless fish that doesn't have eyeballs or fins.

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Perjuangan

I have been a gigantic Rolling Stones fan since approximately the Spanish-American War.

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Perjuangan

Geographically, Ireland is a medium-sized rural island that is slowly but steadily being consumed by sheep.

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