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👨‍👩‍👧‍👦 Kata Bijak Keluarga

Kata-kata bijak tentang keluarga, orang tua, dan kasih sayang.

S
Spike Milligan
Keluarga
My Father had a profound influence on me. He was a lunatic.
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D
Dave Barry
Keluarga
It is a scientific fact that your body will not absorb cholesterol if you take it from another person's plate.
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E
Ellen DeGeneres
Keluarga
People always ask me, 'Were you funny as a child?' Well, no, I was an accountant.
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L
Lucille Ball
Keluarga
You see much more of your children once they leave home.
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R
Robert Orben
Keluarga
Never raise your hand to your children - it leaves your midsection unprotected.
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M
Marcelene Cox
Keluarga
If at first you don't succeed, blame your parents.
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W
Woody Allen
Keluarga
If my films make one more person miserable, I'll feel I have done my job.
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S
Samuel Butler
Keluarga
Parents are the last people on earth who ought to have children.
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J
Jay Leno
Keluarga
The reason there are two senators for each state is so that one can be the designated driver.
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L
Laurence J. Peter
Keluarga
Television has changed the American child from an irresistable force to an immovable object.
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J
Jay London
Keluarga
My father would take me to the playground, and put me on mood swings.
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P
Paula Poundstone
Keluarga
I don't have a bank account because I don't know my mother's maiden name.
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N
Norman Wisdom
Keluarga
I was born in very sorry circumstances. Both of my parents were very sorry.
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A
Angie Dickinson
Keluarga
My mother was against me being an actress - until I introduced her to Frank Sinatra.
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C
Chevy Chase
Keluarga
All my children inherited perfect pitch.
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C
Chevy Chase
Keluarga
Parrots make great pets. They have more personality than goldfish.
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J
Jim Carrey
Keluarga
I got a lot of support from my parents. That's the one thing I always appreciated. They didn't tell me I was being stupid they told me I was being funny.
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J
Jean Baudrillard
Keluarga
There is nothing funny about Halloween. This sarcastic festival reflects, rather, an infernal demand for revenge by children on the adult world.
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E
Erica Jong
Keluarga
My grandchildren are fabulous and funny.
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G
Gertrude Stein
Keluarga
It is funny the two things most men are proudest of is the thing that any man can do and doing does in the same way, that is being drunk and being the father of their son.
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