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Spike Milligan

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Alam

A sure cure for seasickness is to sit under a tree.

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Keluarga

My Father had a profound influence on me. He was a lunatic.

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Kehidupan

How long was I in the army? Five foot eleven.

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Kehidupan

I can speak Esperanto like a native.

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Kesabaran

And God said, 'Let there be light' and there was light, but the Electricity Board said He would have to wait until Thursday to be connected.

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Sukses

Money can't buy you happiness but it does bring you a more pleasant form of misery.

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Kehidupan

I have the body of an eighteen year old. I keep it in the fridge.

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Pernikahan

It was a perfect marriage. She didn't want to and he couldn't.

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Sukses

All I ask is the chance to prove that money can't make me happy.

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Sukses

Money couldn't buy friends, but you got a better class of enemy.

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