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Woody Allen

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Kehidupan

On the plus side, death is one of the few things that can be done as easily lying down .

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Pendidikan

I had a terrible education. I attended a school for emotionally disturbed teachers.

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Cinta

Sex without love is a meaningless experience, but as far as meaningless experiences go its pretty damn good.

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Kegagalan

If you're not failing every now and again, it's a sign you're not doing anything very innovative.

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Kehidupan

Why does man kill? He kills for food. And not only food: frequently there must be a beverage.

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Kehidupan

I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead. Not sick. Not wounded. Dead.

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Kehidupan

The food here is terrible, and the portions are too small.

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Kehidupan

My one regret in life is that I am not someone else.

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Kegagalan

I failed to make the chess team because of my height.

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Keluarga

If my films make one more person miserable, I'll feel I have done my job.

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Humor

I think being funny is not anyone's first choice.

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Kebahagiaan

If you want to make God laugh, tell him about your plans.

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Doa

If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit in my name at a Swiss bank.

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Alam

As the poet said, 'Only God can make a tree,' probably because it's so hard to figure out how to get the bark on.

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Doa

To you I'm an atheist to God, I'm the Loyal Opposition.

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Doa

Not only is there no God, but try finding a plumber on Sunday.

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Cinta

I'm such a good lover because I practice a lot on my own.

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Kepemimpinan

I believe there is something out there watching us. Unfortunately, it's the government.

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Kehidupan

I ran into Isosceles. He had a great idea for a new triangle!

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Pernikahan

Basically my wife was immature. I'd be at home in the bath and she'd come in and sink my boats.

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