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Woody Allen

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Kreativitas

Interestingly, according to modern astronomers, space is finite. This is a very comforting thought-- particularly for people who can never remember where they have left things.

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Kebahagiaan

It seemed the world was divided into good and bad people. The good ones slept better... while the bad ones seemed to enjoy the waking hours much more.

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Kehidupan

Eternal nothingness is fine if you happen to be dressed for it.

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Pendidikan

I took a speed-reading course and read 'War and Peace' in twenty minutes. It involves Russia.

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Kehidupan

I'm astounded by people who want to 'know' the universe when it's hard enough to find your way around Chinatown.

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Pendidikan

His lack of education is more than compensated for by his keenly developed moral bankruptcy.

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Kehidupan

Life is divided into the horrible and the miserable.

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Kreativitas

I can't listen to that much Wagner. I start getting the urge to conquer Poland.

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Kehidupan

How is it possible to find meaning in a finite world, given my waist and shirt size?

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Motivasi

I don't want to achieve immortality through my work... I want to achieve it through not dying.

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Doa

I was thrown out of college for cheating on the metaphysics exam; I looked into the soul of the boy sitting next to me.

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Sukses

Eighty percent of success is showing up.

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Motivasi

If it turns out that there is a God, I don't think that he's evil. But the worst that you can say about him is that basically he's an underachiever.

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Kehidupan

It is impossible to experience one's death objectively and still carry a tune.

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Kreativitas

Life doesn't imitate art, it imitates bad television.

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Kehidupan

I have bad reflexes. I was once run over by a car being pushed by two guys.

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Motivasi

I don't believe in the after life, although I am bringing a change of underwear.

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Kehidupan

I am not afraid of death, I just don't want to be there when it happens.

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Kehidupan

There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an evening with an insurance salesman?

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Harapan

Marriage is the death of hope.

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