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Rodney Dangerfield

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Rodney Dangerfield

Kehidupan

What a dog I got, his favorite bone is in my arm.

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Rodney Dangerfield

Kehidupan

I worked in a pet store and people would ask how big I would get.

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Rodney Dangerfield

Kejujuran

I get no respect. The way my luck is running, if I was a politician I would be honest.

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Rodney Dangerfield

Perjuangan

I went to a fight the other night, and a hockey game broke out.

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Waktu

I drink too much. The last time I gave a urine sample it had an olive in it.

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Keluarga

I remember the time I was kidnapped and they sent a piece of my finger to my father. He said he wanted more proof.

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Waktu

Acting deals with very delicate emotions. It is not putting up a mask. Each time an actor acts he does not hide he exposes himself.

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Rodney Dangerfield

Nasihat

I told my wife the truth. I told her I was seeing a psychiatrist. Then she told me the truth: that she was seeing a psychiatrist, two plumbers, and a bartender.

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Kehidupan

“I came from a real tough neighborhood. Once a guy pulled a knife on me. I knew he wasn't a professional, the knife had butter on it.”

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