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Rodney Dangerfield

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Rodney Dangerfield
Kehidupan
I'm at the age where food has taken the place of sex in my life. In fact, I've just had a mirror put over my kitchen table.
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Kesabaran
With my wife I don't get no respect. I made a toast on her birthday to 'the best woman a man ever had.' The waiter joined me.
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Pernikahan
My wife wants sex in the back of the car and she wants me to drive.
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Keluarga
I looked up my family tree and found three dogs using it.
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Keluarga
I looked up my family tree and found out I was the sap.
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Kehidupan
I found there was only one way to look thin: hang out with fat people.
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Pernikahan
I haven't spoken to my wife in years. I didn't want to interrupt her.
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Kreativitas
Yeah, I know I'm ugly... I said to a bartender, 'Make me a zombie.' He said 'God beat me to it.'
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Pernikahan
I have good looking kids. Thank goodness my wife cheats on me.
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Kehidupan
A girl phoned me the other day and said... 'Come on over, there's nobody home.' I went over. Nobody was home.
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Pernikahan
My wife met me at the door the other night in a sexy negligee. Unfortunately, she was just coming home.
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Harapan
At twenty a man is full of fight and hope. He wants to reform the world. When he is seventy he still wants to reform the world, but he know he can't.
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Pernikahan
My wife's jealousy is getting ridiculous. The other day she looked at my calendar and wanted to know who May was.
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Pernikahan
It's tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won't drink from my glass.
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Kreativitas
We sleep in separate rooms, we have dinner apart, we take separate vacations - we're doing everything we can to keep our marriage together.
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Persahabatan
My marriage is on the rocks again, yeah, my wife just broke up with her boyfriend.
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Keluarga
When I was born I was so ugly the doctor slapped my mother.
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Kehidupan
Men who do things without being told draw the most wages.
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Kebahagiaan
This morning when I put on my underwear I could hear the fruit-of-the-loom guys laughing at me.
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Keluarga
My mother had morning sickness after I was born.
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