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Mitch Hedberg

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Cinta

I love blackjack. But I'm not addicted to gambling. I'm addicted to sitting in a semi circle.

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Kehidupan

I recently took up ice sculpting. Last night I made an ice cube. This morning I made 12, I was prolific.

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Waktu

Every time I go and shave, I assume there's someone else on the planet shaving. So I say, 'I'm gonna go shave, too.'

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Waktu

Y'know, you can't please all the people all the time... and last night, all those people were at my show.

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Kehidupan

If my kid couldn't draw I'd make sure that my kitchen magnets didn't work.

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