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Joan Rivers

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Keluarga

Don't tell your kids you had an easy birth or they won't respect you. For years I used to wake up my daughter and say, 'Melissa you ripped me to shreds. Now go back to sleep.'.

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Nasihat

She doesn't understand the concept of Roman numerals. She thought we just fought in world war eleven.

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Pendidikan

What are people going to do? Fire me? I've been fired before. Not book me? I've been out of work before. I don't care.

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