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Joan Rivers

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Nasihat

Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, today is God's gift, that's why we call it the present.

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Seni

The ideal beauty is a fugitive which is never found.

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Kehidupan

My best birth control now is just to leave the lights on.

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Sukses

I think I'm in a business where you have to look good, and it's totally youth-oriented.

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Kehidupan

Diets, like clothes, should be tailored to you.

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Waktu

The first time I see a jogger smiling, I'll consider it.

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Kehidupan

Is Elizabeth Taylor fat? Her favorite food is seconds.

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Kehidupan

I knew I was an unwanted baby when I saw that my bath toys were a toaster and a radio.

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Kreativitas

I hate housework! You make the beds, you do the dishes and six months later you have to start all over again.

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Doa

If God wanted us to bend over he'd put diamonds on the floor.

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Kehidupan

Never floss with a stranger.

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Humor

Comediennes are the lucky ones, because if you're funny, you can be 125 years old and they will still accept you.

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Doa

I don't excercise. If God had wanted me to bend over, he would have put diamonds on the floor.

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Mimpi

Thank God we're living in a country where the sky's the limit, the stores are open late and you can shop in bed thanks to television.

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Doa

I'm Jewish. I don't work out. If God had wanted us to bend over, He would have put diamonds on the floor.

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Nasihat

Don't follow any advice, no matter how good, until you feel as deeply in your spirit as you think in your mind that the counsel is wise.

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Kebahagiaan

I enjoy life when things are happening. I don't care if it's good things or bad things. That means you're alive.

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Sukses

People say that money is not the key to happiness, but I always figured if you have enough money, you can have a key made.

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Pendidikan

Yeah, I read history. But it doesn't make you nice. Hitler read history, too.

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Keluarga

I blame my mother for my poor sex life. All she told me was 'the man goes on top and the woman underneath.' For three years my husband and I slept in bunk beds.

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