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Groucho Marx

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Kehidupan

A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running.

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Kehidupan

One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got into my pajamas I'll never know.

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Kreativitas

Military justice is to justice what military music is to music.

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Kebahagiaan

I, not events, have the power to make me happy or unhappy today. I can choose which it shall be. Yesterday is dead, tomorrow hasn't arrived yet. I have just one day, today, and I'm going to be happy in it.

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Kebahagiaan

It isn't necessary to have relatives in Kansas City in order to be unhappy.

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Pendidikan

I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.

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Waktu

I remember the first time I had sex - I kept the receipt.

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Waktu

Next time I see you, remind me not to talk to you.

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Waktu

No man goes before his time - unless the boss leaves early.

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Kehidupan

I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.

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Kehidupan

In Hollywood, brides keep the bouquets and throw away the groom.

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Kehidupan

Women should be obscene and not heard.

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Pendidikan

“Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.”

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Persahabatan

“When you're in jail, a good friend will be trying to bail you out. A best friend will be in the cell next to you saying, 'Damn, that was fun'.”

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Pendidikan

“From the moment I picked up your book until I put it down, I was convulsed with laughter. Some day I intend reading it.”

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Pendidikan

“Learn from the mistakes of others. You can never live long enough to make them all yourself.”

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Kehidupan

“I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception.”

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