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Groucho Marx

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Humor

Humor adalah alasan menjadi gila.

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Kehidupan

I must confess, I was born at a very early age.

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Kreativitas

Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly and applying the wrong remedies.

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Kreativitas

Well, Art is Art, isn't it? Still, on the other hand, water is water. And east is east and west is west and if you take cranberries and stew them like applesauce they taste much more like prunes than rhubarb does. Now you tell me what you know.

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Keluarga

She got her looks from her father. He's a plastic surgeon.

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Pendidikan

Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.

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Nasihat

A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five.

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Kehidupan

I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member.

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Seni

Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot.

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Kehidupan

All people are born alike - except Republicans and Democrats.

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Pendidikan

I must say I find television very educational. The minute somebody turns it on, I go to the library and read a good book.

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Kehidupan

I'm leaving because the weather is too good. I hate London when it's not raining.

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Kehidupan

Alimony is like buying hay for a dead horse.

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Keluarga

Humor is reason gone mad.

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Kehidupan

Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms.

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Kehidupan

Man does not control his own fate. The women in his life do that for him.

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Kejujuran

The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you've got it made.

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Doa

The first thing which I can record concerning myself is, that I was born. These are wonderful words. This life, to which neither time nor eternity can bring diminution - this everlasting living soul, began. My mind loses itself in these depths.

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Kepemimpinan

Politics doesn't make strange bedfellows - marriage does.

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Kehidupan

I'm not feeling very well - I need a doctor immediately. Ring the nearest golf course.

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