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George Carlin

· 34 kata bijak

Motivasi

Some people see things that are and ask, Why? Some people dream of things that never were and ask, Why not? Some people have to go to work and don't have time for all that.

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Waktu

The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done.

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Waktu

I think people should be allowed to do anything they want. We haven't tried that for a while. Maybe this time it'll work.

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Kehidupan

What does it mean to pre-board? Do you get on before you get on?

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Keluarga

When Thomas Edison worked late into the night on the electric light, he had to do it by gas lamp or candle. I'm sure it made the work seem that much more urgent.

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Keluarga

The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.

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Keluarga

“The reason I talk to myself is because Iâ€™m the only one whose answers I accept.”

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Kehidupan

“The planet is fine. The people are fucked.”

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Keluarga

“Here's all you have to know about men and women: women are crazy, men are stupid. And the main reason women are crazy is that men are stupid.”

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Perjuangan

“Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity.”

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Kehidupan

“Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?”

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Kehidupan

“May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house.”

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Kepemimpinan

“Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.”

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Kegagalan

“If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?”

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