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George Carlin

· 34 kata bijak

Humor

DI dalam setiap orang sinis, ada orang idealis yang kecewa.

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Humor

Di dalam orang yang sinis, disana ada kecewa yang mendasar.

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Kehidupan

If it's true that our species is alone in the universe, then I'd have to say the universe aimed rather low and settled for very little.

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Nasihat

By and large, language is a tool for concealing the truth.

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Agama

I'm completely in favor of the separation of Church and State. My idea is that these two institutions screw us up enough on their own, so both of them together is certain death.

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Waktu

Death is caused by swallowing small amounts of saliva over a long period of time.

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Keluarga

At a formal dinner party, the person nearest death should always be seated closest to the bathroom.

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Keluarga

The other night I ate at a real nice family restaurant. Every table had an argument going.

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Kreativitas

Well, if crime fighters fight crime and fire fighters fight fire, what do freedom fighters fight? They never mention that part to us, do they?

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Kehidupan

Weather forecast for tonight: dark.

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Doa

Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck.

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Kehidupan

Electricity is really just organized lightning.

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Keluarga

In comic strips, the person on the left always speaks first.

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Harapan

There's no present. There's only the immediate future and the recent past.

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Pendidikan

Dusting is a good example of the futility of trying to put things right. As soon as you dust, the fact of your next dusting has already been established.

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Kreativitas

You know the good part about all those executions in Texas? Fewer Texans.

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Kehidupan

When you step on the brakes your life is in your foot's hands.

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Sukses

Most people work just hard enough not to get fired and get paid just enough money not to quit.

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Kehidupan

Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things.

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Agama

Religion is just mind control.

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