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😄 Kata Bijak Humor

Kata-kata bijak yang lucu dan menghibur.

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Norman Schwarzkopf
Humor
First of all, Saddam did not win the war, even though he says he did, I mean, you know, that's a joke and everybody in the world knows it.
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Bryan White
Humor
One time when somebody showed up in a wedding dress, but I never knew if it was a joke, or she was serious. She asked me to marry her. She was serious. It was pretty funny.
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Janet Street-Porter
Humor
The day of the wedding went like these things generally do, full of anxious moments interspersed with black comedy.
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Rita Rudner
Humor
Men reach their sexual peak at eighteen. Women reach theirs at thirty-five. Do you get the feeling that God is playing a practical joke?
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Will Smith
Humor
Tommy Lee Jones is hilarious. I would say, if you look at the body of his work, the character he is most like is the one in 'The Fugitive.' That's how he talks and jokes. That is the type of energy he has.
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Ludwig Wittgenstein
Humor
A serious and good philosophical work could be written consisting entirely of jokes.
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Ian St. John
Humor
I don't want to see people decorating a house or digging a garden. As for guys like Jonathan Ross, he got an award there last Christmas. What for? He doesn't sing, dance or tell jokes, does he?
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H.N. Turteltaub
Humor
“If you were half as funny as you think you are, you'd be twice as funny as you really are.”
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Lemony Snicket
Humor
“Everyone should be able to do one card trick, tell two jokes, and recite three poems, in case they are ever trapped in an elevator.”
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J.K. Rowling
Humor
“Percy wouldn't notice a joke if it danced naked in front of him wearing one of Dobby's hats.”
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J.K. Rowling
Humor
“Holey? You have the the whole world of ear-related humor before you, you go for holey?”
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Rick Riordan
Humor
“It's funny how humans can wrap their mind around things and fit them into their version of reality.”
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Dr. Seuss
Dr. Seuss
Humor
“From there to here, from here to there, funny things are everywhere!”
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Robert Frost
Robert Frost
Humor
“Forgive, O Lord, my little jokes on TheeAnd I'll forgive Thy great big one on me.”
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Nikolai V. Gogol
Humor
“The longer and more carefully we look at a funny story, the sadder it becomes.”
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Marilyn Monroe
Marilyn Monroe
Humor
“I don't mind making jokes, but I don't want to look like one.”
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Aaron Allston
Humor
Perbedaan antara tragedi dan komedi: Tragedi adalah sesuatu yang buruk terjadi pada orang lain, sedangkan komedi adalah sesuatu yang buruk terjadi pada orang lain. Asli: The difference between tragedy and comedy: Tragedy is something awful happening to somebody else, while comedy is something awful happening to somebody else.
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Adam McKay
Humor
Orang tua dengan telepon tua. Itu tidak pernah tidak lucu. Asli: Old man with an old phone. That's never not funny.
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Adam McKay
Humor
Tidak ada yang lebih lucu daripada percaya diri melakukan hal yang salah. Asli: Nothing is funnier than confidently doing the wrong thing.
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Adam McKay
Humor
Hewan berbicara sangat jarang lucu. Tetapi hewan berperilaku seperti binatang - selalu lucu. Asli: Animals talking are very rarely funny. But animals behaving as animals - always funny.
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