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W. C. Fields

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Kehidupan
The best cure for insomnia is to get a lot of sleep.
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Kreativitas
Set up another case bartender! The best thing for a case of nerves is a case of Scotch.
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Harapan
When we have lost everything, including hope, life becomes a disgrace, and death a duty.
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Kehidupan
Drown in a cold vat of whiskey? Death, where is thy sting?
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Perjuangan
I am free of all prejudices. I hate every one equally.
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Seni
Sleep - the most beautiful experience in life - except drink.
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Keluarga
All the men in my family were bearded, and most of the women.
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Kehidupan
Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water.
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Waktu
I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.
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Kehidupan
Reminds me of my safari in Africa. Somebody forgot the corkscrew and for several days we had to live on nothing but food and water.
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Kehidupan
I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it.
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Keluarga
I like children - fried.
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Pernikahan
Show me a great actor and I'll show you a lousy husband. Show me a great actress, and you've seen the devil.
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Kehidupan
I never worry about being driven to drink I just worry about being driven home.
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Kebahagiaan
Start every day off with a smile and get it over with.
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Kehidupan
Never try to impress a woman, because if you do she'll expect you to keep up the standard for the rest of your life.
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Sukses
A rich man is nothing but a poor man with money.
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Sukses
It's morally wrong to allow a sucker to keep his money.
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Kehidupan
Hell, I never vote for anybody, I always vote against.
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Kehidupan
If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. Then quit. There's no point in being a damn fool about it.
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