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Robert Orben

· 21 kata bijak

Motivasi

Don't think of it as failure. Think of it as time-released success.

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Cinta

I got a Valentine's Day card from my girl. It said, 'Take my heart! Take my arms! Take my lips!' Which is just like her. Keeping the best part for herself.

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Kehidupan

Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not there, I go to work.

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Kehidupan

To err is human - and to blame it on a computer is even more so.

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Kehidupan

Quit worrying about your health. It will go away.

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Kehidupan

Older people shouldn't eat health food, they need all the preservatives they can get.

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Keluarga

Never raise your hand to your children - it leaves your midsection unprotected.

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Kepemimpinan

Washington is a place where politicians don't know which way is up and taxes don't know which way is down.

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Motivasi

A graduation ceremony is an event where the commencement speaker tells thousands of students dressed in identical caps and gowns that 'individuality' is the key to success.

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Kebahagiaan

Happiness is a very small desk and a very big wastebasket.

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Waktu

Inflation is bringing us true democracy. For the first time in history, luxuries and necessities are selling at the same price.

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Keluarga

I take my children everywhere, but they always find their way back home.

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Kebahagiaan

In prehistoric times, mankind often had only two choices in crisis situations: fight or flee. In modern times, humor offers us a third alternative fight, flee - or laugh.

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Keluarga

I remember when humor was gentle pokes. I used to call it 'arm around the shoulder' humor. Now they go for the jugular and they take no prisoners. It's mean, mean stuff.

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Kreativitas

Humor starts like a wildfire, but then continues on, smoldering, smoldering for years.

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Kehidupan

Every morning I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not there, I go to work.

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Keluarga

Do you ever get the feeling that the only reason we have elections is to find out if the polls were right?

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Keluarga

Life was a lot simpler when what we honored was father and mother rather than all major credit cards.

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Nasihat

Every speaker has a mouth An arrangement rather neat. Sometimes it's filled with wisdom. Sometimes it's filled with feet.

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Kebahagiaan

If you can laugh together, you can work together.

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