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Adam Carolla

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Motivasi

I didn't have any success in show business until I was 30 to 31 years of age.

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Seni

The very definition of 'beauty' is outside.

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Sukses

If you want to have a good life, you should focus on your family, on your business, on your dog, on your fun, and you'll have a good life.

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Kehidupan

My first car was a motorcycle.

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Kehidupan

I swear my car won't run unless I'm picking my nose: At least, I'm that superstitious about it, so I don't want to take any chances.

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Kehidupan

I think we're getting to the point where everyone's getting fat and everyone's getting allergic, or claims to be allergic to something and people can't walk from their front door to their car without a bottle of water in their hand because they have to hydrate every three and half steps.

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Kehidupan

I don't know anything about computers.

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Pendidikan

My mom was on welfare and the occasional food stamp, but I have never participated in any of those governmental programs, even the ones that kind of work like education, scholarships and whatever, and I managed to do just fine.

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Keluarga

I don't have anything against my mom, but my family has no emotional connection to each other.

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Pendidikan

I cook a little bit. I make a Hungarian dish called chicken paprikash that's out of this world. I'll give a heads-up to all of your readers that it doesn't have to be between Thai and Mexican every night. Toss some Hungarian in every once in a while. You will not be sorry. Good, solid peasant food.

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Perjuangan

I like the freedom of podcasting. With podcasting you can really mess around with the form and the format. You can do as much time as you like without having to pause for commercials.

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Humor

Maybe I'm delusional but I'm usually funny. It's not 100% but I have a pretty good batting average.

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Kebahagiaan

If Joy Behar or Sherri Shepherd was a dude, they'd be off TV. They're not funny enough for dudes. What if Roseanne Barr was a dude? Think we'd know who she was?

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Humor

It's funny when you're a kid how you can acclimate to almost anything.

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Harapan

I could definitely see myself making a serious movie or a drama in the future.

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Kepemimpinan

All's the government should do is keep the taxes and regulations at a manageable rate, keep a decent standing army and get out of the way.

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Kehidupan

I don't think healthcare's a right. The only right you have is the ability to go out on an even playing field and work, and then purchase health insurance, or whatever it is.

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Sukses

People look at me, and they go, 'You're white, you're smart, you must have went to college. You must have grown up with money.'

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Kehidupan

Well, the post office is probably not the place you want to go if you want to be infused with patriotism and a renewed sense of vigor.

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Kehidupan

You don't realize how much you use your credit card not even to buy things. It's a card you get so you can navigate society.

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