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Alan Ladd
Humor
It's a funny thing about me. I don't have any interest in food most of the time now, although when I was a kid I was always hungry.
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David Lean
Humor
Don't make jokes about food.
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Neil Gaiman
Humor
There's a glorious sense of freedom in comedy, just allowing myself to tell jokes, allowing myself to interrupt myself and tell old African folk stories that I made up - or didn't - and Jamaican stories.
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Mel Brooks
Humor
Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall into an open sewer and die.
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Audrey Hepburn
Humor
I was asked to act when I couldn't act. I was asked to sing 'Funny Face' when I couldn't sing, and dance with Fred Astaire when I couldn't dance - and do all kinds of things I wasn't prepared for. Then I tried like mad to cope with it.
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Charlie Sheen
Humor
But you can't focus on things that matter if all you've been is asleep for forty years. Funny how sleep rhymes with sheep. You know.
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Charlie Sheen
Humor
I saw 28 Days. I don't remember rehab being like a day camp or being that funny. Rehab is a dumping ground. It's a big landfill.
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Isaac Asimov
Humor
The most exciting phrase to hear in science, the one that heralds new discoveries, is not 'Eureka!' but 'That's funny...'
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Will Rogers
Humor
Everything is funny, as long as it's happening to somebody else.
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Mae West
Humor
It's hard to be funny when you have to be clean.
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Will Rogers
Humor
If I studied all my life, I couldn't think up half the number of funny things passed in one session of congress.
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Mitch Hedberg
Humor
All these jokes have been pre-approved as funny by me.
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Yogi Berra
Humor
I don't mean to be funny.
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Margaret Thatcher
Humor
It's a funny old world.
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Angelina Jolie
Humor
I'm odd looking. Sometimes I think I look like a funny muppet.
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Gertrude Stein
Humor
It is funny that men who are supposed to be scientific cannot get themselves to realise the basic principle of physics, that action and reaction are equal and opposite, that when you persecute people you always rouse them to be strong and stronger.
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Angelina Jolie
Humor
I am odd-looking. I sometimes think I look like a funny Muppet.
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Peter Ustinov
Humor
Comedy is simply a funny way of being serious.
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Woody Allen
Humor
I think being funny is not anyone's first choice.
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Chuck Palahniuk
Humor
It's funny how you never think about the women you've had. It's always the ones who get away that you can't forget.
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