"In prison, inmates sometimes use Cheetos and grape..." — Joel McHale

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In prison, inmates sometimes use Cheetos and grape juice as makeup. I wouldn't use that beauty regimen around Britney Spears - she might lick your face off!

— Joel McHale

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Joel McHale

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Tidak ada keputusan yang harus dibuat tanpa mengajukan pertanyaan, apakah hal ini untuk kebaikan bersama? Asli: No decisions should ever be made without asking the question, is this for the common good?

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Donald E. Westlake

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Who's a boy gonna talk to if not his mother?

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Jennifer Weiner

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I'm not cut out to be a famous person I can't do my hair and makeup well enough.

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Gwen Stefani

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My mom always said I was the peacemaker in the family. My older brother, Eric, was the leader, the creative one. I was just his puppet.

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Ron Paul

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Back a hundred years ago, especially around Woodrow Wilson, what happened in this country is we took freedom and we chopped it into pieces.

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